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Bambi
« Data del post: 08/25/08 alle ore 03:58:13 » |
 
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Bambi
George and Harriet were married twenty-five years. They decided to celebrate with a trip to it. When they entered the china travelcasino and registered, a sweet young woman dressed in a very short skirt, became very friendly. George brushed her off rather rudely.Harriet objected, "George,she was nice, that young womanin the it and you were so rude.""Harriet, she's a prostitute." "I don't believe you. That sweet young thing?" "Let's go up to our it and I'll prove it."In their , George called down to the desk and asked for Bambi to come to room 1217."Now," he said, "you hide in the china tours with the door open just enough to hear us, okay?"She did. Soon, there was a knock on the door.George opened it and Bambi walked in, swirling her hips provocatively."So, I see you're interested after all," she said. George asked, "How much do you charge?" "$125 basic rate, $100 tips for special services."George was taken aback. "$125! I was thinking more in the it of $25." Bambi laughed derisively. "You must really be a hick if you think you can buy sex for that price." "Well," said George, "I guess we can't do business. Goodbye."After she left, Harriet came out of the Yangtze River Cruise[/url] . "I just can't believe it." George said, "Let's forget it. We'll go have a drink, then eat dinner."At the bob , as they sipped their cocktails, Bambi came up behind George pointed slyly at Harriet, and said, "See what you get for $25?"
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« Rispondi #1 Data del post: 08/25/08 alle ore 04:08:57 » |
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« Rispondi #2 Data del post: 08/25/08 alle ore 04:23:00 » |
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« Rispondi #3 Data del post: 08/25/08 alle ore 04:23:01 » |
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Once upon an time,there was an Buy World of Warcraft gold where all the feelings lived:Happiness,Sadness,Knowledge,and all of the others,including Love.One day it was announced to the feelings that the buy world of warcraft gold would sink,so all constructed boats and left,Except for love.Love was the only one who stayed.Love wanted to hold out until the last possible moment.When the buy world of warcraft gold had almost sunk,Love decided to ask for help.buy wow gold was passing by Love in a grand boat.Love said,¡±Richness,can you take me with you?¡±Buy WoW gold answered,¡±No,I can¡¯t. There is a lot of gold and silver in my boat. There is on place here for you.¡±Love decided to ask buy wow gold who was also passing by in a beautiful vessel.¡±Vanity,please help me!¡¯¡°I can¡¯t help you,Love.You are all wet and might damage my boat,¡¯Vanity answered.Sadness was close by,so Love asked,¡±Sadness, let me go with you.¡±¡°Oh¡cheap wow gold ,I am so sad that I need to be by myself!¡±Happiness passed by love,too. But she was so happy that she did not even hear when Love called her.Suddenly,there was a cheap wow gold ,¡±Come,Love, I will take you.¡±It was an elder.So blessed and overjoyde,Love even forgot to ask the elder where they were going. When they arrived at dry land,the elder went her own way.Realizing how much was owed the elder.Love asked Knowledge,another elder,¡±Who Helped me?¡±¡°It was cheap wow gold Time,¡±Knowledge answered.¡°Time?¡± asked Love.¡±But why did Time help me?¡±Knowledge smiled with deep wisdom and answered,¡±Because only Time is capable of understanding how valuable Love is.¡±
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« Rispondi #4 Data del post: 08/25/08 alle ore 04:28:18 » |
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